Alien Pregnant by Elvis(1994)

David DrakeEsther M. FriesnerMartin H. Greenberg

A fiction anthology featuring 36 amazing tabloid tales from a rock band with Satan as its manager to 2,437 UFOs in New Hampshire. Written by some of the zaniest minds in science fiction and fantasy--such as Dennis McKiernan and Kristine Kathryn Rusch--these better-than-true originals are sure to grab readers' imagination.

Introduction: Alien Pregnant by Elvis • essay by Esther M. Friesner

The Source of It All • short story by Dennis L. McKiernan [as by Dennis McKiernan]

The Bride of Bigfoot • short fiction by Lawrence Watt-Evans

Close-Up Photos Reveal JFK Skull on Moon! • short story by Barry N. Malzberg

Marilyn, Elvis, and the Reality Blues • short story by James Brunet

Those Rowdy Royals! • short story by Laura Resnick

My Husband Became a Zombie and It Saved Our Marriage • short story by Karen Haber

Rock Band Conjures Satan as Manager • short story by Deborah Wunder

2,437 UFOs Over New Hampshire • novelette by Allen Steele

Pulitzer Kills Publishing Maggot • short story by Mark W. Tiedemann [as by Mark Tiedemann]

Elvis at the White House • short story by Kristine Kathryn Rusch

The Number of the Beast • short story by Jeff Hecht

De Gustibus • short story by Anthony R. Lewis [as by Anthony Lewis]

Is Your Coworker a Space Alien? • short story by Rosemary Edghill (variant of Is Your Coworker a Space Alien) [as by Eluki bes Shahar]

A Beak for Trends • short story by Laura Frankos

Hitler Clone in Argentina Plots Falklands Reprise • short story by John DeChancie

Group Phenomena • (1985) • short story by Thomas F. Monteleone

Unextinctions • (1992) • poem by Bruce Boston and Roger Dutcher

How Alien He Really Was • short story by Bruce Boston

NASA Sending Addicts to Mars! • short story by Alan Dean Foster

Vole • short story by John Gregory Betancourt

In Search of the Perfect Orgasm • short story by Dean Wesley Smith

Saving Sam's Used UFOs • short story by Kate Daniel

Danny's Excellent Adventure • short story by Greg Cox

Royal Tiff Yields Face of Jesus! • short fiction by Esther M. Friesner

Magnetic Personality Triggers Nail-Biter's Near-Death Ordeal! • short story by T. Winter-Damon

They'd Never— • short story by Harry Turtledove

Loch Ness Monster Found—in the Bermuda Triangle • short story by David Vierling

Racehorse Predicts the Future! • short story by Josepha Sherman

Printer's Devils • short story by Gregory Feeley

Cannibal Plants from Heck • short story by David Drake

Psychic Bats 1000 for Accuracy! • short story by Jody Lynn Nye

Caveat Atlantis • short story by Richard Gilliam

Frozen Hitler Found in Atlantean Love Nest • short story by Rosemary Edghill [as by G---r G---n]

Those Eyes • short story by David Brin

Stop Press • short story by Mike Resnick

Martian Memorial to Elvis Sighted • short story by George Alec Effinger