Cast
Danny Dyer
John Smith
Sarah Harding
Stephanie Smith
Denise Van Outen
Michelle Smith
Neil Morrissey
Gary Gardner
Christopher Biggins
Bobby Franklin
Lionel Blair
Cyril
Richard Briers
Newspaper Seller
Barry Cryer
Busker
Judi Dench
Bag Lady
Rolf Harris
Busker
Cliff Richard
Busker
Gareth Marks
Nicholas Le Prevost
D. S. Porterhouse
Ben Cartwright
D. S. Troughton
Derek Griffiths
Stockwell Police Officer
Vicki Michelle
Tourist
Jenny Seagrove
Taxi Passenger
Nicky Henson
Hospital Patient
Bernard Cribbins
Hospital Patient
June Whitfield
Exercising Woman
Maureen Lipman
Exercising Woman
Katy Manning
Exercising Woman
Liza Goddard
Exercising Woman
Andrew Sachs
Clumsy Waiter
Derek Fowlds
Man in Hat
Robin Askwith
Bus Driver
Mark Wingett
Man Outside Cafe
Sylvia Syms
Hip Operation Woman
Donald Sinden
Man on Bus
Finty Williams
Wendy Craig
Nanny
Geoffrey Palmer
Man on Toilet
Lynda Baron
Nurse
Frank Thornton
Man on Bus
Bill Pertwee
Man on Bus
Tony Britton
Man on Bus
Wanda Ventham
Woman on Bus
Michael Cochrane
Man on Bus
Louise Jameson
Receptionist
Timothy West
Man in Pub
Prunella Scales
Woman in Pub
Jess Conrad
Piano Player
Tom Conti
Actor
Vernon Kay
Plate-Spinning Man
Dennis Waterman
Minding Person
Anita Graham
Jennifer Hill
Actress
Damien Swaby
Crew
Directing
Ray Cooney
Director
Production
Jeremy Zimmermann
Casting
Phil Taylor
Co-Executive Producer
Nigel Goldsack
Co-Producer
Vicki Michelle
Executive Producer
Sound
Graham Daniel
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Adam Daniel
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Pietro Dalmasso
Foley Editor
Walter Mair
Original Music Composer
Writing
Ray Cooney
Writer