Cast
Joseph Cross
Declan
Jessica Szohr
Cassandra
Ashley Austin Morris
Brunette
Joey Lauren Adams
Prudence
Catherine Corcoran
Art Student 1
Christopher Abbott
Cap'n Tar
Meredith Hagner
Alexia
Stephanie Ellis
Ingrid
Lynn Cohen
Roberta
Damian Young
Serge
Robert Beitzel
Flash
Lucas Papaelias
Agit
Nicki Miller
Raquel
Donna Swensen
Senior Art Student
Jimmy Palumbo
Nursing Home Supervisor
Keith Perry
Mr. Draffen
Leticia Arioli
Art Student
Mary Marquiss Ashley
Gallery Opening Attendee
Kile Atwater
Freshman Party Guest
Mishka Balilty
Party Guest
Tom Bartos
Supply Clerk
Michael J Cannon
Senior art student
Ronald Cohen
Art Fan #2
Sabrina Diana Colie
Art Collector
Yanelba Ferreira
Art Groupie 3
Joe Ford
Art collector #4
Mary Goggin
Rene
Maximilian Gray
Young Declan
John Harrison
Producer
Rosemary Howard
Art Fan 1
Hollye Hudson
Lanie
Joanlie Bushwick
Hipster
Ryan E. Kelly
Tattooed Hussey
Sue Kim
Art Gallery Patron
Abe Lebovic
Reporter
Jim Losee
Gallery Opening Attendee
Erica Lutz
Crazy Eyes
Ash Marinaccio
Gallery Opening Attendee
Manu Menon
Freshman
Martha Monier
Gallery Opening Attendee
Wess Murray
Gallery Opening Attendee
Terence Nicholas
Freshman Party Guest
Yasemin Ozumerzifon
Photographer's Assistant
Marybess Pritchett
Party Guest
Rocco Ernest Privetera
Gallery Opening Attendee
Aicha Reid
Freshman Party Guest
Anthony Robles
Freshman Party Guest
Alexander Ruiz
Paramedic
Dave Sarrafian
Keg Standing Wanker
Dan Sickles
Art Handler
Barrett Taylor
Senior art student
Vassilea Terzaki
Gallery Opening Attendee
Kristina Williams
Freshman party guest
Crew
Costume & Make-Up
Marina Lelchuk
Costume Design
Directing
Doug Karr
Director
