Cast
JJ Feild
Liam Adams
Leo Gregory
Charlie Braithwaite
Kuno Becker
Santiago Muñez
Kasia Smutniak
Sophia Tardelli
Anya Lahiri
June
Nick Moran
Nick Ashworth
Christopher Fairbank
Foghorn
Mike Elliot
Gordon
Craig Heaney
Phil
Jack McBride
Walter
Tamer Hassan
Ronnie
Ori Pfeffer
Mad Film Director
John Salthouse
Newcastle Manager
Gary Lewis
Mal Braithwaite
Tereza Srbova
Katja
Margo Stilley
Tamzin Adams
Olivia Phillips
Bella
Antonia Bernath
Britt
Sam Cunningham
Helga
Mellissa Laycy
Agnetha
Erin Lister
Ani-Frid
Jakki Degg
Cute Masseuse
Anna Maria Everett
Old Masseuse
Gabrielle Richens
Marjorie
Paul McGavin
1st AD Commercial
Tia Thomas
Production assistant
Paul Humpoletz
LADA Taxi Driver
Brett Morton
Runner
Dave Sansom
Film Sound Man
Bruce Jackson
1st Assistant Director
Joemma Lavin
Hull Barmaid
Daniel Cowley
Paramedic
Rob Jones
Vicar
Phil Matthews
Sports Reporter
John Motson
Self
Matthew Waters
Reporter 1
Anna Tyler
Reporter 2
Derek Williams
Sven
Brian Newbold
Registrar
Deita Hubbard
German Barmaid 1
Kerry Shepherd
German Barmaid 2
Cliff Bradley
Irate Skoda Driver
Peter Heslop
Unhappy Driver
Russell De Rozario
Bucharest Boiler
Adam Marusiak
Footballer
Anthony Ofei
Footballer
Craig Palmer
Footballer
Dennis Sweeney
Footballer
Emeka Ejiofor
Footballer
Gareth Ellis
Footballer
Holden Ashley Stein
Footballer
Jamie Poole
Footballer
Lee White
Footballer
Leigh Clayton
Footballer
Liam Moynihan
Footballer
Matthew Thorpe
Footballer
Nathan Wint
Footballer
Neil Elson
Footballer
Oliver Jones
Footballer
Steve Madden
Footballer
Toby George Jones
Footballer
David Beckham
Self
John Terry
Self
Frank Lampard
Self
Jamie Carragher
Self
Paul Robinson
Self
Owen Hargreaves
Self
Peter Crouch
Self
Rio Ferdinand
Self
Joe Cole
Self
Gary Neville
Self
Ray Clemence
Self
Jermaine Jenas
Self
Aaron Lennon
Self
Wayne Bridge
Self
Steven Gerrard
Self
Wayne Rooney
Self
Sven-Göran Eriksson
Self
Ronaldo
Self
Hernán Crespo
Self
John Aloisi
Self
Fernando Torres
Self
Thierry Henry
Self
Filippo Inzaghi
Self
Ruud van Nistelrooy
Self
Olof Mellberg
Self
Henrik Larsson
Self
Cristiano Ronaldo
Self
Andrew Shue
(uncredited)
Peter Dale
Football Reporter (uncredited)
Crew
Art
Joe Howard
Art Direction
Lee Whiteman
Assistant Art Director
Russell De Rozario
Production Design
Mark Jones
Set Dresser
Terry Woods
Property Master
Camera
David Appleby
Key Grip
Chas Bain
Second Unit Director of Photography
Miles Proudfoot
First Assistant Camera
George Tiffin
Director of Photography
Sean Savage
"A" Camera Operator
Therese Hvattum
Clapper Loader
Pat Garrett
Key Grip
Alfie Biddle
Assistant Camera
Paul Wheeldon
Second Assistant Camera
Kate Filby
Clapper Loader
Costume & Make-Up
Emma Carroll
Wardrobe Master
Theresa Lartey
Wardrobe Assistant
Cressida Lewis
Costume Design
Ailie Smith
Makeup Artist
Tanya Lodge
Makeup Designer
Nigel Egerton
Costume Supervisor
Jennifer Harty
Makeup Artist
Crew
Nina Khan
Post-Production Manager
Lyndon S. Hellewell
Stunts
Riky Ash
Stunt Coordinator
Mark Harris
Post Production Supervisor
Directing
Paul McGavin
Second Assistant Director
Bruce Jackson
First Assistant Director
Andrew Morahan
Director
Joe Hornsey
Third Assistant Director
Editing
Gareth Spensley
Senior Colorist
Giles Bury
Editor
Andy Richards
Senior Digital Intermediate Colorist
Andrew Walton
First Assistant Editor
Kim Gaster
Assistant Editor
Lighting
Andy Clarke
Rigging Gaffer
Production
Danny Stepper
Executive Producer
Mark Harris
Associate Producer
Mike Jefferies
Producer
Nigel Marchant
Unit Production Manager
Lynsey Cosford
Location Assistant
Matt Barrelle
Producer
Dan Hubbard
Casting
Jens Geibel
Location Manager
Rachel Robey
Production Manager
Piers Ashworth
Co-Producer
Jack Suckling
Assistant Location Manager
Peter Heslop
Producer
Vicky Chapman
Location Coordinator
Katura Jensen
Post Production Coordinator
Stuart Ford
Executive Producer
Sound
Paul Watson
Boom Operator
Francis Ward Lindsay
Supervising Sound Editor
Nigel Squibbs
Sound Re-Recording Mixer
Mark Thomas
Original Music Composer
Vicky Matthews
Musician
Anthony Hurst
Boom Operator
Dave Sansom
Sound Mixer
Mark Berrow
Musician
Paul William Edwards
Foley Editor
Ian Neil
Music Supervisor
Jason Swanscott
Foley Artist
Simon Epstein
Foley Editor
Roger Argente
Musician
Clare Mahoney
Foley Artist
James Thatcher
Musician
Peter Clarke
Music Editor
Robert Brazier
Dialogue Editor
Chris Sturmer
Dolby Consultant
Visual Effects
Simon Kilroe
Visual Effects
David Emeny
Digital Compositor
Shivaji Waikhom
Rotoscoping Artist
Steven Bray
Digital Compositor
Kris Anderson
Digital Compositor
Lewis Saunders
Compositing Artist
Audrius Urbonavicius
Matte Painter
Stephanie C. Kelly
Digital Compositor
Sven Bruhn
Digital Compositor
Simon Giles
Visual Effects Supervisor
Evan Green-Hughes
Special Effects Supervisor