Cast
Fiona Allen
Sandra
Sophie Thompson
Tracey
Jerry O'Connell
Sean Cooley
Anthony Stewart Head
Victor
Geri Halliwell-Horner
Paige
James Dreyfus
Fidor
Naomi Campbell
Sales Assistant
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer
Les Dennis
MC
Tom Goodman-Hill
Baz
Michael Greco
Niarchos
Eamonn Holmes
Himself
Ralf Little
Milkman
Dolph Lundgren
Randy
Burt Kwouk
Dalai Lama
Ahmet Mekin
Waiter 1
Timur Ahmet
Waiter 2
Chris Barnes
Warden
Oliver Bradshaw
Butler
Sarah Cawood
TOTP Presenter 1
Colin Murray
TOTP Presenter 2
Angus Deayton
Maurice the Hotel Receptionist
Steve Punt
Immigration Officer 1
Hugh Dennis
Immigration Officer 2
Simon Farnaby
Ventriloquist
Ene Frost
Recording Studio Mixer
Michael Howe
UK Breakfast Presenter
Alison King
Receptionist
Helen Lederer
Hysterical UN Woman
Bruce Mackinnon
Minion 1
Neil Maskell
Policeman
Grant Masters
E.R. Person
Henry Miller
Dave
Johnny Myers
American Journalist
Arthur Nightingale
Gardener
Stuart Nurse
Limo Driver
Brian Perkins
Newsreader
Paul Putner
Coach Driver
Erich Redman
Dutch Journalist
Simon Roberts
Horner Prize Presenter
Finlay Robertson
Rickshaw Driver
Frank Rozelaar-Green
French Driver
David Schneider
Tanner
Shend
Niarchos 2
John Thomson
Foreman
Don Warrington
General Secretary
Rainer Wiseman
Postman
Naima Stevenson
Office Worker
James Boyle
Tom Cruise
Crew
Art
Matt Curtis
Title Designer
David Walley
Art Direction
Robinia Farnaby
Art Direction
Kimberley Fahey
Petty Cash Buyer
Beverley Gerard
Props
Craig Gray
Construction Manager
Grenville Horner
Production Design
Grace Brook
Art Department Assistant
Richard Barratt
Property Master
Richard MacMillan
Props
Nathan Middleton
Painter
Sarah Kane
Set Decoration
Camera
Bill Kaye
Still Photographer
David Taylor
Best Boy Grip
Mike Parker
Camera Operator
Andy Young
Key Grip
Rob Holder
Assistant Camera
Jamie Fowlds
Steadicam Operator
John Sorapure
Director of Photography
Costume & Make-Up
Emma Brassfield
Costume Assistant
Joan Hills
Makeup Designer
Sam Ives
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Jo Grover
Prosthetics
Jo Grover
Makeup Artist
Chris Lyons
Special Effects Makeup Artist
Susan Howard
Prosthetic Supervisor
Jo Adams
Makeup & Hair
Joan Hills
Prosthetic Designer
Paul Mooney
Hairstylist
Sunita Parmar
Prosthetic Makeup Artist
Linda Alderson
Costume Design
Crew
Andreas Petrides
Stunts
Jen Lambert
Medical Consultant
Lee Sheward
Stunt Coordinator
Charles Jarman
Stunt Double
Adam Kirley
Stunt Double
Alexandra Montgomery
Post-Production Manager
Steve Griffin
Stunt Coordinator
Mark Dilliway
Transportation Captain
Steve Lucas
Special Effects
Julia Jones
Unit Publicist
Sarah Franzl
Stunt Double
Ray De-Haan
Stunt Coordinator
Tim Jefferis
Transportation Coordinator
Directing
Ed Bye
Director
Paul Cathie
Third Assistant Director
Devina Artley
Third Assistant Director
Andrea Slater
Second Assistant Director
Joe Geary
First Assistant Director
Lighting
Robert Rabson
Electrician
Martin Healey
Gaffer
Andy Mountain
Lighting Artist
David Wall
Electrician
Production
Crispin Buxton
Location Manager
Hannah Brown
Production Assistant
Luc Roeg
Producer
Clea Tammes
Production Executive
Dan Hubbard
Casting
Michelle Pianca
Unit Manager
Kelly Valentine Hendry
Casting Assistant
Nigel Green
Executive Producer
Victoria Lorkin-Lange
Production Coordinator
John Brown
Producer
Hattie Bowering
Assistant Production Coordinator
Anja Kristiansen
Production Assistant
Anna Lee
Location Assistant
Ben Raban
Grip Production Assistant
Brendan Donnison
ADR Voice Casting
Richard Johns
Line Producer
Charles Finch
Producer
Vanessa Baker
ADR Voice Casting
Benjamin Greenacre
Location Manager
Vanessa Baker
ADR Voice Casting
Sound
Alastair Widgery
Sound Mixer
Justine Angus
Dialogue Editor
Greg Francis
Music Arranger
Julian Slater
Supervising Sound Editor
David A. Hughes
Original Music Composer
Arthur Graley
Foley Editor
Writing
William Osborne
Writer