Cast
Marc Kenison
Waxie Moon
Sarah Rudinoff
Sahara / Betsy
Marya Sea Kaminski
Mariah
Erin Douglass
Polly
Jinkx Monsoon
Self / Davey
Lynn Shelton
Mean Tabloid Lady
Brandon Petty
Doctor
Judith Shahn
Judge
Ben Andrews
Guy in Thong
Wes Hurley
Harlequin
John Osebold
Caine Blackwell
Sage Price
Cliff
Keira McDonald
Margaret
Robert 'El Vez' Lopez
Jerry
Lou Henry Hoover
Self / Cheerleader
Nick Garrison
Aerobics Instructor
Luminous Pariah
Aerobics Class Student
BenDeLaCreme
2 For 1 Special
Miss Inga Engenue
Daughter / Cheerleader
Damian Puggelli
Cliff's Model
Paul Rosenberg
Satan
The Shanghai Pearl
Vicki Stone / Pearl / Aerobics Class Student
Morgan Millogo
Wedding Party Guest / Sex Worker at Bar / Brothel Girl
Aaron Starkey
Sex Worker at Bar / Lesbian Mixer
Wiggy Stardust
Brothel Girl / Sex Worker at Bar / Aerobics Class Student
Jennifer Zeyl
Wedding Party Guest / Flower Shop Lady / Brothel Girl
Remy Neely
Kidnapper / Bohemian / Waxie's Bodyguard / Business Meeting Attendee
Travis Kubicek
Anniversary Guest / Crew / Buttface Front Page / Waxie's Bodyguard
Harmony Arnold
Anniversary Guest / Stylist / Theater Audience / Buttface Front Page
Anne Murphy
Bohemian / Anniversary Guest / Crew / Wedding Party Guest
Nicole Vukonich
Movie Theater Audience / Cafe Flora Patron / Lesbian Mixer
Ella Shahn
Marya's Client / Marya's Patient
Michael Place
Hot Lawyer Man
William Pontius
Hot Runner Guy / Gang Member
Kerry Niesen
Guy in Park
Peter Benjamin Farrar
Guy in Park / Gang Member
William McClelland
Cop / Guy in Park / Gang Member
Brian Weil
Guy in Park / Bohemian
Elise Hunt
Nurse / Lesbian Mixer / Anniversary Guest
Sarah Crowe
Lesbian Mixer / Movie Theater Audience
Jackie Hell
Jackie Hell
Josh Hartvigson
Brian
Libby Matthews
Brian's Movie Date
Sydni Devereaux
Aerobics Class Student
Lucky Penny
Aerobics Class Student
Bertram Johnson
Kidnapper / Aerobics Class Student / Threesome Guy with Sahara
Kitten La Rue
Aerobics Class Student
Natasha Amrita Singh
Aerobics Class Student / Wedding Party Guest
Elizabeth Rose
Aerobics Class Student
Dottie Pines
Aerobics Class Student
Sandhya Gounder
Aerobics Class Student
Tanya Brno
Bohemian / Aerobics Class Student
Elsa Von Schmaltz
Aerobics Class Student
Kathryn Anne Fernandez de Leon
Brothel Girl
Senora Starkness
Brothel Girl
Jon Hoonhout
Sahara's Street Date (as Jonathan Hoonhout)
Stephen Hando
Bad Date #1 The Salesman
Ernie Von Shmalz
Bad Date #2 Man With a Van
Brandon O'Neill
Bad Date #3 The Pervert
George Hayes
Saley's Crepe Patron
Maggie
Celebrity Headliner
Anita Goodman
Celebrity Headliner
Zachary Fleischman
Sahara's Lover
Jody Kuehner
Waitress
Victor Nguyen
Waiter
Michael Grubb
Sahara's Threesome
Munza
Buttface Front Page
Montana von Fliss
Secretary
Bob Boehler
Theater Audience
Katie Carrasco
Theater Audience
Robbie Turner
Shop Clerk
Chris Blakeley
Priest
Joyce Glasgow
Wedding Party Guest
Marianna de Fazio
Wedding Party Guest
Sangeeta Naidu
Wedding Party Guest
John Brett
Wedding Party Guest
Greg Mullins
Wedding Party Guest
Holly Irons
Wedding Party Guest
Rosemary Timmons
Wedding Party Guest
Deirdre Allen Timmons
Wedding Party Guest
Stella Rose Saint Clair
Wedding Party Guest
Liza Rose
Wedding Party Guest / Bohemian
Allison Gee
Wedding Party Guest
Tommer Peterson
Wedding Party Guest / Bohemian
Tamara the Trapeze Lady
Wedding Party Guest / Anniversary Guest
Diane Bruch
Wedding Party Guest
Amber Maurina
Wedding Party Guest
The Swedish Housewife
Director
Jennifer Jasper
Anniversary Party Guest
Eric Ranelletti
Anniversary Party Guest
Katjana Vadeboncoeur
Anniversary Party Guest
Miss Indigo Blue
Anniversary Party Guest
Brendan Kiley
Anniversary Party Guest
Bethany Clement
Anniversary Party Guest
Babette LaFave
Anniversary Party Guest
Fuchsia Fox
Anniversary Party Guest
Jasper McCann
Charles
Lily Verlaine
Lily Verlaine
Heidi von Haught
Florence
Jessica Chung
Bohemian
Major Scales
Bohemian
Bernice Jing Ye
Bohemian
Alexa Fleischman
Bohemian
Tom Milewski
Bohemian
Anne Blackburn
Bohemian
Vincent Michael Lopez
Backup Dancer
Eric Pitsenbarger
Backup Dancer
Matthew Aguayo
Milkboy
Evilyn Sin Clair
Gang Leader
Otter Pop
Gang Member
Jean du Jour
Gang Member
Curtis Beebee
Gang Member
Joshua O'Neal
Gang Member
Maximillian Davis
Gang Member