Self - Narrator (voice)

Nadia (voice)

Assistant (voice)

Lifeguard Gail (voice)

Beth (voice)

Princess Canue / Magpie (voice)

Chinnamasta (voice)

Elf Captain (voice)

Female Tourist (voice)

Daria / Freda / Fran (voice)

Empress Lin-Lin (voice)

Village Mom (voice)

Caretaker

Tinkle

Melinda (voice)

Little Red Riding Hood (voice)

Additional Voices (voice)

Casting Director