Pilot

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John volunteers to work nights in order to afford to send his daughter to an exclusive kindergarten, but the change throws his home life into turmoil.

10/5/1998

John Kisses Some ...

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John mouths off at Sgt. Kazmerek in front of two recruits, losing vacation time that Kate was looking forward to. But he can get it back if he helps Kazmerek get a commendation.

10/12/1998

Public Enema No. 1

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John decides to take up an offer of optional life insurance that promises a large payoff, and then finds out he must have a colonoscopy -- which first requires an enema.

10/19/1998

Walk on the Feminine Side

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John's co-workers make fun of Dakota in his Arabian princess costume on Halloween.

10/26/1998

Heavy Medal

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DiResta is in line for a Medal of Honor when he foils a robbery on the subway by whacking the perp with a sub sandwich. However, the man he saved is a two-timing city councilman.

11/2/1998

Romeo and Juliet were Lucky

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John and Kate start bickering ""like an old married couple,"" so they decide to send the kids away to their aunt's and take a romantic afternoon – except there isn't much romance...

11/9/1998

Cookin' with Gas

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John convinces Cal to sell Kate's home-made chili at the diner, which turns into a full-time job for Kate and additional domestic duties for John.

11/16/1998

Thanksgiving

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Sgt. Kazmerek is even crankier than usual and ends up having Thanksgiving dinner at the DiResta household, where John realizes they actually have a few things in common.

11/23/1998

The Kid

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DiResta is put in charge of supervising a young graffiti artist while he scrubs his work from the subway, but the kid's father doesn't show up to get him and John ends up baby-sitting.

12/21/1998

Your Daddy Don't Dance

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John works as a security guard at a heavy-metal concert featuring an artist from his youth -- but his chance to see his onetime idol doesn't pan out the way he hoped.

1/25/1999

One Wedding and a Funeral

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The DiRestas offer to host Tully and Amanda's wedding, but the bride's family is rather snooty; meanwhile, John finds a dead transit cop---under his kitchen sink.

2/1/1999

The Torch

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A cat fight ensues when John's old girlfriend Wendy shows up unexpectedly.

2/8/1999

Viagra Falls

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John and Kazmerek plot their own operation to catch a drug dealer; Vic gets arrested for selling Viagra.

2/15/1999

Half a Million Clams

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John and Kate get a glimpse of the high life after John's quick actions save the president of a major retail establishment.

2/22/1999

Slam Dunkin Dunuts

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John and his father compete in a battle of the bulge to see who can slim down faster; Kate tries not to get strong-armed into running the church potluck.

3/1/1999

Kate's Mom

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The Sergeant's Test

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